The first order of business should be discovering just how incredibly beneficial taking drugs are. You can attempt to rush through the story, yet you will be solely under-equipped. Exploration is the name of the game here. From then on, we can ignore any further main missions to explore the dense and varied locales that make up Bonetown. The tutorial only lasts a few minutes and does a great job of informing us of all that we need to know. This shady-looking organization wears clean black suits and has “cameras” planted everywhere to catch indecent acts.
It turns out that The Man has recently moved in, disallowing any sex or drugs. That sounds all well and good until your new blonde friend gets her chiclets punched in for refilling your health with oral. Namely that oral sex refills your HP, vaginal increases your Balls meter, and Anal fills both meters at once if you can convince a woman to let you excavate her poop shoot.įighting and sex are the two central ways of life here in Bonetown. A big-breasted blonde immediately noticed that we aren’t from around here and taught us the ways of the bone. After basking in your mighty victory against that inebriated chap, Bonetown then introduces us to its second main mechanic.
There is a block, yet you’ll rarely have use to it as fights tend to lean in favor of those that land an attack first, causing a stun locking effect on their foe for further punishment. Combat is a simple affair that uses two different buttons to string together punches with your left & right hands. It wastes no time putting us right into the gameplay as we must then win a fistfight with that drunk. His backstory will always remain a mystery, but there are more pressing matters on hand, such as a drunkard urinating on our character’s unconscious face. You see, we play as a nameless character who one day found himself washed ashore on a beach. That being said, not everyone has heard of Bonetown, so allow me to start from the beginning of our great tale. This is the same game many knew and loved, just bigger and bolder than ever before. It features twice the overall amount of side content, three times the total voiced dialogue, and a graphical overhaul.
The map just marks the locations of random loot piles and chests in the area, and does not add anything that cannot be found by exploring. Steg Will give the Fateless One a map of the loot stashes in Apotyre. If the Fateless One gave the map to Hrindi, Steg doesn't inquire about it, merely telling you to keep it and running away.Either way Steg gives up the Darkvari Treasure Map and the quest ends (XP and Gold, both level-based ~3 at level 30).Upon returning to Steg (who is now hiding under one of the bridges running across the central valley) the Fateless One can explain the situation or lie.